Too Much Coffee?

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I have heard that moderation is a good thing. =) I thought this was pretty funny and a rather wise admonition to coffee drinkers. Careful, you can overdue it. =)

You have had too much coffee when…

 – You answer the door before people knock.
 – You ski uphill.
  – You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
 – You haven`t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
 – You lick your coffeepot clean.
– You`re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you
don`t even work there.
 –  Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
 – Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil`s blend.”
 – You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet.
 – You can jump-start your car without cables.
 – All your kids are named “Joe”.
 – You don`t need a hammer to pound nails.
– You don`t sweat, you percolate.
 – You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
 – You`ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
 – You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
 – You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it`s not
plugged in.
 – You`ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirs.
 – People get dizzy just watching you.
 – You`ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
 – The Taster`s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
 – Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
–  Instant coffee takes too long.
 – When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
 – Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
 – You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
 – You can thread a sewing machine, while it`s running.
 – You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
 – You short out motion detectors.
 – You don`t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
 – Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
 – You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.
 – You don`t tan, you roast.
 – You can`t even remember your second cup.

I love it!!

Comments

  1. um, well…i do eat coffee beans and i don't wait for water to boil…is that a bad thing??? i do LOVE coffee…but since I'm so tall, my theory is that I waited too long to start drinking it.

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